About Us

Superlame Apparel

We’re not here to sell you hustle culture.
We’re not shouting about green juice or vision boards.
We’re just here to make damn good T-shirts — for people who are tired, sarcastic,
or just plain over it.

What started as a messy sketchbook full of indifferent animals and late-night nonsense somehow became this — a lineup of T-shirts for people who need a nap and a coffee.

Every shirt is designed in-house, printed to order, and made for humans who’d rather roll their eyes than roll up their sleeves.

Whether you’re dodging deadlines, resisting routines, or just want to wear something that says “Don’t talk to me” — you're in the right place.

Superlame Apparel.
From sketchbook to shirt. Eventually.